41. Politicians that want to repeal the automatic weapons ban. How far up the NRA’s ass is your head. Need some more campaign donations? If the thrill of the hunt is man vs. nature, why do you need to blow the duck to smithereens with an uzi: sportsmanship? Wake up. It’s the gangs, terrorists and other friendly criminal types who are using automatic weapons.
If you make automatic guns legal then the terrorists and gangs will decide that it's ok to buy them now since they won't get in trouble!
If you make automatic guns legal then the terrorists and gangs will decide that it's ok to buy them now since they won't get in trouble!
You really expect me to read all that shit? Is this some type of practical joke?
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Hijacked.
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That's the general rule of thumb for all encounters.
I'll never ask a professor if I can skip class or anything like that, never ask anyone for a favor, etc. over email. Gotta be in person or at least over the phone. Why make it easier for someone to say no? Most people will do anything to avoid controversy or awkwardness.
People have a hard time rejecting people and being assholes to someone's face. The same people who quickly hang up on cold callers or bitch them out wouldn't be rude enough to shut their front door on someone.
Snap.
hahahaha
That is classic. The best part is that most women are so fucking screwed up in the head that you can get them to allow you to piss on them, not just this one girl. This is the norm, not the exception. Retards.
Oh, and it's great that the stupid twat was clutching her anal beads so hard. "Pee on me all you want, I don't care...I'll always have my anal beads."
Even funnier is that YouTube hasn't caught and removed that shit yet. Too good.
[SIZE=+1]26. Homophobics. Live and let live. What’s it matter to you? Their private life should not matter. The problem is your own fears, insecurities and small mindedness, not where two consenting adults lick or stick their stuff. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]27. People who oppose gay marriages. With the divorce rate as high as it is it’s obvious the heterosexuals haven’t got this marriage thing down. Maybe gays would appreciate the sanctity of marriage a little more because of what they must go through to get it. Bottom line love is love between consenting adults. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]28. Parents who disown their kids because they are gay. How Shallow can you be? They are your flesh and Blood for God’s sake. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]29. People who think gays should be banned from the military. Many gays are good soldiers. If I’m lying in some ditch bleeding all over the place I will welcome help from anybody. I don’t care if the guy just sucked off the entire cast of Rent, if he is brave enough to rescue me then I say “ Thank you. You are one hell of a soldier. I am proud to have you in the military. Oh, by the way do you think you can get me some tickets to Rent? They are hard to come by and I hear you know the cast.”
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[SIZE=+1]28. Parents who disown their kids because they are gay. How Shallow can you be? They are your flesh and Blood for God’s sake. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]29. People who think gays should be banned from the military. Many gays are good soldiers. If I’m lying in some ditch bleeding all over the place I will welcome help from anybody. I don’t care if the guy just sucked off the entire cast of Rent, if he is brave enough to rescue me then I say “ Thank you. You are one hell of a soldier. I am proud to have you in the military. Oh, by the way do you think you can get me some tickets to Rent? They are hard to come by and I hear you know the cast.”
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